Cryptid Coffee
The Full Cryptid Coffee Collection
Every roast, every legend, one lineup. Explore specialty-grade craft coffee from forest giants to far-off signals, all in one place.
Element 115 Zero-Point Matcha ☢️
Zero-Point focus. Classified energy.
Matcha • Smooth, Sweet Umami, Vibrant
$27.95
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Nessie’s Nectar 🐉
Dark waters, bold flavor, undeniable presence.
Light Roast • Sweet, Light Body, Fruity
$22.95
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Roswell Roast 🛸
Headline, retraction, unanswered sky.
Medium Roast • Citrus, Nutty, Maple Syrup
$22.95
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Robust Reptilian 🐍
Quiet control, power unseen.
Dark Roast • Nutty, Full Body, Toasty, Cocoa
$22.95
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Arcturian Ambrosia 🌠
Gentle guidance, luminous intent.
Light Roast • Citrus, Light Body, Fruity
$22.95
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Yeti Yum Yum 🏔️
Footprints first, answers later.
Dark Roast • Toffee, Full Body, Cocoa
$22.95
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Zeta Reticu-licious 👽
Silent visitors, measured intent.
Medium Roast • Nutty, Praline, Smooth
$22.95
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Savory Skinwalker 🐺
Tracks end, fear stays.
Medium Roast • Citrus, Toffee, Dark Chocolate
$22.95
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Pine Barrens Finest 🌲
Quiet cup, haunted woods.
Medium Roast • Dark Chocolate, Full Body, Smooth
$22.95
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Flatwoods Fungi🍄
Forest calm, cosmic clarity.
Medium Roast • Dark Chocolate, Nutty, Full Body
$24.95
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Mothman’s Midnight Brew 🦋
Smooth shadow, steady signal.
Dark Roast • Dark Chocolate, Full Body, Toasty
$22.95
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Sasquatch Supreme 🌲
Strength in silence, legend in every step.
Medium Roast • Savory, Cocoa, Smooth
$22.95
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Wendigo’s Wake Me Up ❄️
Sometimes the wind answers back.
Light Roast • Cocoa, Maple Syrup, Fruity
$22.95
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Bray Road Barista 🐺
Still roads, restless woods.
Medium Roast • Nutty, Cocoa, Sweet
$22.95
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Celestial Starseed 🌌
Steady light for seekers of clarity.
Light-Medium Roast • Citrus, Light Body, Fruity
$22.95
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