🏅 SCA Certified • 84.0 / 100
Evaluated by licensed Q-Certified graders, this Cryptid Coffee roast meets the elite standards of Specialty Grade Coffee. The above rating is an average of the blended beans that make up this roast.
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A handcrafted blend representing South America, grown between 900 and 2,000 MASL and processed through pulped natural and washed methods. Roasted to a clean, stable finish with poised body and clarity. Built for focus and repeatable excellence, tuned like a calibrated instrument where every note lands with intent.
🌿 The Cup ExperienceNutty tones and praline sweetness lead, supported by a smooth, even texture. Harmony holds through the finish, leaving a low, warm resonance that reads like steady frequency. Consistent, organized, and easy to dial for precision work.
👽 The LegendReports tie the Greys to the Zeta Reticuli system. Small, silent observers with large dark eyes, clinical rooms, and messages that come mind to mind. From Roswell’s spark to modern encounters, the pattern is relentless: analytic presence, careful study, and a purpose withheld.
🌌 The ReflectionFor those who keep their signal clean and their methods sharp. Listen between the static, map the pattern, and move with intention. Answers arrive when attention is unwavering.
☕ Flavor at a GlanceFrom the 1947 Roswell headlines to the first abduction wave, the Greys sit at the center of modern UFO history. Reports repeat the same core details: compact bodies, large black eyes, telepathic exchange, clinical rooms, missing time, and scars that appear without memory. Radar tracks, multiwitness cases, and calm, consistent testimony built a record across continents. The pattern is clear to those who study it: precise visitors, returning purpose, silence that feels deliberate.
This blend is smooth and steady from the first sip. The nutty flavor comes through clearly, and the sweetness feels natural instead of heavy. It brews consistently and gives a calm boost that works great for late-night projects. Really well balanced.
I started getting this on a subscription and it shows up right on time every month. It is consistent, tasty, and makes my mornings so much easier. I do not even think about running out anymore.
Really good flavor with a nice nutty taste. I drink it black most days and it always feels clean and balanced. The Zeta theme is fun and fits the vibe perfectly.
This one surprised me. Smooth, warm, and very dependable. It gives me steady energy without feeling too strong. I could drink this every day.
Great everyday coffee. No bitterness, no weird aftertaste, just a smooth cup that keeps me focused. The little grey alien reference made me smile because it actually matches the calm, focused feel of the roast.
This coffee is smooth, warm, and really easy to drink. It has become one of my favorite morning brews because it never tastes bitter. Just a solid cup every time.
This is a great flavor. One of those coffee with a splash of cream type roast. Very nice roast. I really enjoy this.
Good stuff. Very flavorful.
Smooth with a praline finish. If aliens made a house blend, this would be it.
Every cup is balanced and sweet. Perfect everyday coffee.
