Description

Robust Reptilian – Dark, Bold, and Unapologetic 🐍

Certified by the Specialty Coffee Association (SCA), professionally graded by licensed Q-graders and meeting the rigorous standards required for specialty coffee.

Bold and full-bodied, Robust Reptilian is the coffee for those who crave intensity and intrigue in every sip. Sourced from premium beans and roasted to deep perfection, this dark roast offers nutty warmth, velvety cocoa, and a smooth finish that lingers like a whispered secret.

The profile is rich and powerful, never bitter but always complex. Toasted nut flavor brings an earthy foundation, while dark chocolate notes unfold slowly, revealing depth beneath the surface. Whether you’re sipping it black or adding a splash of cream, this brew keeps you grounded while stirring your curiosity.

Strong, smooth, and layered with mystery, Robust Reptilian is for those who question what lies beneath. It is a coffee that dares you to look deeper.

Flavor at a Glance

• Dark cocoa and toasted nut

• Full body with low acidity

• Smooth finish with earthy undertones

• Best in French press, drip, or pour-over

• For lovers of deep flavor and deeper lore

The Conspiracy That Inspired It

The Reptilian conspiracy suggests a hidden race of shape-shifting beings controls global power behind the scenes. From ancient serpent symbols to modern political intrigue, their alleged influence has shaped civilizations for millennia. Whether truth or theory, the idea lingers with quiet persistence, unsettling and impossible to ignore.

Brewing Suggestions

• Use 2 tablespoons per 12 oz cup

• Brew at 200°F for 4 to 5 minutes

• Best enjoyed black or with minimal cream