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Robust Reptilian 🐍

Influence hidden, intent unbroken.☕
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12 oz Bag
Eyewitness Encounters 4.5/5 See Reviews
Pure & Tested - Mold Free • Mycotoxin Free • Heavy Metal Free

🏅 SCA Certified • 84.5 / 100
Evaluated by licensed Q-Certified graders, this Cryptid Coffee roast meets the elite standards of Specialty Grade Coffee. The above rating is an average of the blended beans that make up this roast. The above rating is an average of the blended beans that make up this roast.

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In 1934, Los Angeles engineer G. Warren Shufelt announced he had mapped a network of tunnels and rooms beneath downtown L.A., supposedly built by an ancient “lizard people” civilization. Newspapers covered the excavation in detail. City engineers verified the dig took place, but no structures or relics were ever found. The story introduced reptilian architects beneath modern streets.
Origin
South America
Growth Altitude
900-1,750 MASL
Roast Level
Dark
Flavor Notes:
🌰 Nutty ✨ Full Body ✨ Toasty 🍫 Cocoa
Shadow of the Scales

A handcrafted blend representing South America, grown between 900 and 1,750 MASL, processed through pulped natural and washed methods, and roasted to a clean finish. Balanced and flavorful with steady focus, it carries a composed depth that rewards close attention.

🌿 The Cup Experience

A nutty opening over a full, toasty body gives way to rounded cocoa. The texture is confident and consistent, with a calm finish that stays organized and clear from first sip to last. Built for precision, pattern reading, and long sessions.

🦎 The Legend

Reptilian lore threads through ancient serpent dynasties, secret orders, and modern culture where whispers claim that cold-blooded minds hide in plain sight. Late-night interviews, grainy clips, and viral jokes about public figures keep the idea alive. Whether metaphor or mystery, the theme is consistent: watchfulness, strategy, and controlled power behind the eyes.

👁️ The Reflection

For seekers who value clarity under pressure and the discipline to see what others miss. Quiet, steady, and deliberate, it favors those who move with intent, keep their signals clean, and let results speak.

☕ Flavor at a Glance
  • 🔥 Flavor Notes: Nutty, toasty, cocoa
  • 🧱 Body: Full and rounded
  • 🍯 Sweetness: Natural and warm
  • 🌿 Acidity: Gentle and balanced
  • 🕯️ Best Enjoyed: Black or lightly creamed during focused hours
💫 Cryptid Spotlight 💫 Reptilians

Accounts of Reptilians persist across decades of secrecy, sightings, and leaked testimony. Described as intelligent, strategic, and hidden within human ranks, their influence is said to stretch from ancient dynasties to modern power structures. Every report adds to a pattern of control, patience, and deliberate silence that refuses to fade.

Hear the Call 🐾 Earthy cocoa meets alien focus. ☕

Flatwoods Fungi🍄

ORIGIN
Brazil/Mexico
GROWTH ALTITUDE (MASL)
~900-1,800 MASL
ROAST LEVEL
Medium
🍫 Dark Chocolate 🌰 Nutty ✨ Full Body
🐾 Track The Legend
Eyewitness Encounters: Robust Reptilian 🐍 4.5/5 (12 Reviews)
Corey J. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 14, 2025

This roast is smooth, rich, and really dependable in the morning. It has a warm nutty taste that works great without any added sweetener. I laughed when I saw the reptilian theme, but honestly it fits. This is the kind of coffee that keeps you steady and focused, like you are dialed in on every detail. Really good stuff.

Dean J. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
October 18, 2025

Robust and reliable. This one keeps me coming back.

Ava L. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
August 13, 2025

Tastes premium. Smooth, rich, and easy to drink.

Zeke 'Underground' H. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
July 3, 2025

Exactly what I wanted. Darker vibe, super smooth. Full reptile energy.

Mila V. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
June 11, 2025

Nice and strong without heaviness. The nutty note stands out.

Grant R. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
May 23, 2025

Pretty good, a bit darker than I expected. Still smooth.

Noel C. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
May 2, 2025

One of my favorites. Balanced, rich, and no burnt note.

Laura P. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
April 8, 2025

Good body, not harsh. Smooth enough to drink black for me.

Jess 'Cold Blooded' A. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
March 27, 2025

Reptilian approved. Deep cocoa and a clean, roasted finish. Love it.

Owen L. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
March 12, 2025

Rich flavor and full body. Feels like a campfire in a mug.

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