Description

🌲🍑 Patty’s Peach Paradise – The Sweetest Secret in the Woods 🌸🫖

Some legends leave behind footprints. Others leave behind flavors. 🍃✨ Deep in the Pacific Northwest, where sunlight dapples through towering trees and stories are whispered with every breeze, lives the myth, the mystery, the matriarch of the forest: Patty. Known for her graceful stride and that unforgettable glance caught on grainy film in 1967, she’s more than a cryptid—she’s an icon. And now, her essence is steeped into something just as elusive and enchanting: Patty’s Peach Paradise. 👣🌞

This herbal tea blend captures the soft magic of a forest morning and the wild sweetness of something just out of reach. It’s fruity, floral, and refreshingly smooth—like a breeze that carries more questions than answers. 🌸🍑

🫖 A Brew That Glows Like Forest Sunshine
Patty’s Peach Paradise is a loose leaf herbal blend that feels like stepping into a glade lit with golden light. Juicy peach and tart cranberry flavors burst forward like sun-ripened fruit on a hidden trail, while rose petals and cornflowers scatter soft, floral notes into the air like petals on the breeze. 🌺🫐

The result? A tea that’s bright and grounded, mysterious and mellow—a perfect companion whether you’re sipping from a thermos on a foggy hike or steeping a cup indoors while dreaming of the trees. 🌲🫖

🍑 Flavor Profile

• Peach – Juicy and ripe, the heart of the blend, sweet as stolen fruit.

• Cranberry – A tart little twist, like a berry picked just before a chill wind blows.

• Floral – Rose petals and cornflowers add an earthy softness, the scent of mystery and wild bloom.

Scoring:
🧘‍♀️ Medium Body · 🍯 Medium Sweetness · 🌿 Low Astringency

No caffeine, no complications—just a soothing sip of serenity and folklore. 💫

🌼 The Woman, the Myth, the Brew
Patty isn’t just Bigfoot—she’s the Bigfoot. Captured in just a few haunting seconds of 8mm film, she’s been the subject of debates, documentaries, and daydreams for over 50 years. Unlike her male counterparts, Patty exudes calm strength and mystery. She’s not here to stomp or scare—she’s here to exist, unapologetically, in a world just beyond our reach.

This tea honors her gentler legacy: the secret-keeper of the woods, the guardian of trails less traveled. 🍃🌸

🫖 How to Brew Patty’s Paradise

• Use 2.5g of tea per 12 oz cup

• Steep for 5–10 minutes at 195°F

• Enjoy hot while gazing at tree canopies—or iced with a slice of peach for warm-weather wanderings 🍹

This herbal blend is caffeine-free, making it perfect for winding down at dusk or sipping in the stillness of early morning, just as the forest wakes up. 🌅🌲

👒 Why Choose Patty’s Peach Paradise?

🌸 Inspired by the First Lady of the Forest – A gentle nod to the iconic moment that started it all.
🍑 Juicy, Tart, and Floral – A blend that hits every note from bright to grounding.
🌿 Caffeine-Free and Soothing – Perfect for those who want flavor without the buzz.
🫶 Crafted for Cryptid Lovers and Nature Seekers – Whether you believe or just love a good legend, this tea speaks to the forest within.

👁 A Cup Full of Wonder
Patty’s Peach Paradise isn’t just tea—it’s a story in a mug. A moment of stillness. A walk through wildflower-dotted meadows and hidden groves. Every cup is a reminder that not everything needs to be proven to be real. Some things are best left in the realm of awe.

So steep slow. Sip deep. And listen—you might just hear her footsteps.