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Flatwoods Fungi🍄

Earthy cocoa meets alien focus. ☕
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12 oz Bag
Eyewitness Encounters 4.8/5 See Reviews
Pure & Tested - Mold Free • Mycotoxin Free • Heavy Metal Free
🏅 SCA Certified • 83.0 / 100
Evaluated by licensed Q-Certified graders, this Cryptid Coffee roast meets the elite standards of Specialty Grade Coffee. The above rating is an average of the blended beans that make up this roast.

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On September 12, 1952, three boys in Flatwoods, West Virginia saw a glowing object streak across the sky and crash on a nearby hill. When they approached with two adults, they found a ten-foot-tall figure with a spade-shaped head, clawed hands, and glowing red eyes floating toward them. A burning mist filled the air, and everyone fled in panic. Witnesses later suffered throat irritation and nausea for days.
Origin
Brazil/Mexico
Growth Altitude
~900-1,800 MASL
Roast Level
Medium
Flavor Notes:
🍫 Dark Chocolate 🌰 Nutty ✨ Full Body
🛸 Harvest from the Outer Wilds

A medium roast born from the meeting of Earth and elsewhere. Brazil’s Cerrado delivers a rich chocolate base, while Colombian beans from Huila and Cauca lift it with clarity and brightness. Between 900 and 1,800 MASL, these mountain coffees thrive in volcanic soil and highland air, developing both depth and definition. Infused with organic Lion’s Mane and Chaga mushrooms, this roast balances flavor and function — an energizing union of focus, calm, and cosmic curiosity.

🌲 The Mind Within the Forest

Each sip carries the hum of the woods at night — cocoa and nutty warmth grounded in the earth, brightened by a whisper of spice. The mushrooms lend a quiet strength beneath the flavor, steadying the pulse and sharpening the mind. It’s the kind of cup that keeps the senses alert and the imagination wide open — not just a morning ritual, but a grounding link between body and myth.

💫 The Visitor from the Hills

In 1952, under the dark West Virginia sky, locals claimed to see a creature descending in a red glow — metallic suit, glowing face, and eyes like molten glass. They called it the Flatwoods Monster. Whether extraterrestrial or something stranger, its legend endures as a moment where fear met fascination and the human story brushed the cosmic frontier.

🌌 Awakening Beyond the Veil

Flatwoods Fungi honors that encounter — the merging of earth and star, of science and superstition. It’s a brew for the curious, the seekers, the ones who feel both roots and starlight calling. Drink deeply, clear the fog, and let each cup be a reminder that not all monsters come from the dark — some arrive to wake the mind.

☕ Flavor at a Glance
  • 🍫 Flavor Notes: Dark chocolate, nutty warmth, earthy mushroom
  • 🌿 Body: Medium-full, balanced and smooth
  • 🍯 Sweetness: Gentle with natural depth
  • 🌋 Acidity: Moderate, bright finish
  • 🧠 Best Enjoyed: Hot or iced, black to appreciate its natural complexity
💫 Cryptid Spotlight 💫 Flatwoods Monster

In 1952, a streak of light tore across the West Virginia sky, and locals climbed a hill to find a towering figure in a red mist. The “Flatwoods Monster” had a glowing face, metallic body, and eyes that burned through the dark. The site later became part of local history, marked by roadside signs, a museum, and green “monster chairs” that now watch over the quiet hills where it appeared.

Hear the Call 🐾 Influence hidden, intent unbroken.☕

Robust Reptilian 🐍

ORIGIN
South America
GROWTH ALTITUDE (MASL)
900-1,750 MASL
ROAST LEVEL
Dark
🌰 Nutty ✨ Full Body ✨ Toasty 🍫 Cocoa
🐾 Track The Legend
Eyewitness Encounters: Flatwoods Fungi🍄 4.8/5 (55 Reviews)
Emily S. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
January 16, 2026

This feels like a coffee you can rely on. Rich, smooth, and steady. I’ve shared it with friends and no one guessed it was a mushroom blend until I told them.

Mark A. Verified Buyer
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January 14, 2026

This has a nice, earthy depth without tasting muddy. Cocoa and nutty notes come through clean, and the finish stays smooth. Very satisfying cup.

Olivia J. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
January 9, 2026

Even without knowing anything about mushrooms, I’d still buy this. It’s smooth, flavorful, and very easy to drink. The fact that it also supports focus is a nice bonus.

David K. Verified Buyer
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January 6, 2026

This coffee keeps me clear-headed through long work sessions. I don’t feel jittery, and I don’t crash later. It’s a different kind of energy, and it works for me.

Rachel F. Verified Buyer
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January 4, 2026

I love how balanced this is. The chocolate flavor is rich without being sweet, and the body feels just right. It works great hot or iced.

Michael T. Verified Buyer
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January 1, 2026

This feels like a very grounded cup of coffee. Deep cocoa flavor, smooth mouthfeel, and no bitterness. It’s especially good first thing in the morning. Also - Happy New Year!! 🎉🎉

Hannah W. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
December 30, 2025

I didn’t know what to expect, but this coffee is excellent. Full-bodied, smooth, and comforting. The mushroom aspect doesn’t overpower the taste at all.

Chris L. Verified Buyer
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December 28, 2025

I drink this when I want calm, steady energy instead of a caffeine spike. The Lion’s Mane and Chaga seem to help me stay focused without feeling wired, and the flavor is genuinely good.

Samantha P. Verified Buyer
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December 23, 2025

This is a great medium roast with real depth. Chocolatey, smooth, and not acidic. I brew it black and it’s very easy to drink.

Eric D. Verified Buyer
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December 17, 2025

Rich and smooth with a nice balance. The nutty notes come through more as it cools, which I really like. It’s become part of my daily rotation.

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