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Loveland Zen Loose Leaf Tea – Zen With A Hint Of Mystery 3 oz

$16.00

Description

πŸΈπŸŒ• Loveland Zen – Zen with a Hint of Mystery πŸŒΈπŸ«–
Brew it softly. Sip it slowly. Let the mystery linger.

Some cryptids roar. Others whisper. And a few, like the legendary Loveland Frogman, simply watch. Said to haunt the misty banks of the Ohio River since the 1950sβ€”or perhaps even centuries beforeβ€”this bipedal, humanoid amphibian has become a symbol of quiet curiosity. Cloaked in moonlight and myth, the Frogman is both strange and serene… just like the tea that bears his name. 🐸🌫️

Introducing Loveland Zen, a silky jasmine green tea crafted for stillness, introspection, and soft encounters with the unknown. It’s gentle, floral, and just a bit uncannyβ€”like catching a ripple in the river and wondering what made it. 🌊🌸


πŸƒ A Tea That Breathes Like the River
Loveland Zen begins with handpicked green tea leaves, set aside until jasmine blossoms bloom at their peak. The blossoms and tea are then combined in a process that lets the floral aroma infuse naturallyβ€”no shortcuts, no artificial flavoring. Just the patient pairing of earth and flower. πŸƒπŸŒΌ

The result is a delicately balanced brew that opens with soft floral tones, eases into a mellow fruitiness, and finishes with a clean, smooth body. Each sip is like stepping into cool morning fogβ€”calming, a little surreal, and full of wonder. πŸŒπŸ«–


🌸 Flavor Profile

  • Floral – Soft jasmine notes that float like lily pads across your palate.

  • Fruity – Subtle, sweet undertones reminiscent of ripe stone fruit or honeyed pear.

  • Smooth – Medium body with a gentle finish, no bitterness or bite.

Scoring:
🌿 Medium Body · 🍯 Medium Sweetness · 🧘 Low Astringency

Best enjoyed during quiet mornings, reflective afternoons, or moonlit moments when the veil feels thin and the water looks just a little too still. πŸŒ”πŸ΅


🐸 The Legend Beneath the Surface
The Loveland Frogman has appeared to police officers, couples on late-night drives, and even a traveling salesman. Described as roughly 4 feet tall, humanoid in shape, and amphibious in nature, he (or they?) is often seen standing upright near the water’s edge, silent and still, watching. πŸ‘οΈπŸ’¦

Unlike other cryptids known for chaos or fear, the Frogman exudes an eerie calm. He doesn’t chase. He doesn’t growl. He simply existsβ€”peaceful, peculiar, and ever elusive. Loveland Zen is our tribute to his quiet mystique: a tea that doesn’t demand attention, but rewards it. πŸŒ™


πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈ How to Brew the Zen

  • Use 2.5g per 12 oz cup

  • Steep 2–3 minutes at 175–185Β°F

  • Do not oversteepβ€”green tea is delicate. Respect the leaf, and it will return the favor.

No milk or sugar needed. Just hot water, patience, and maybe a frogman sighting. πŸΈπŸ«–


πŸ’« Why Choose Loveland Zen?

πŸŒ• Inspired by the Quiet Side of Cryptids – A tribute to the watchers, not the warriors.
🌸 Naturally Fragrant and Smooth – Jasmine green tea blended the traditional way.
πŸ›Ά Ideal for Mindful Moments – Sip while journaling, meditating, or watching moonlight ripple across water.
🧩 Flavor with Mystery – Balanced and comforting, yet just strange enough to spark wonder.


🌊 A Cup That Calms and Confounds
Loveland Zen invites you to slow down and steep in mystery. It’s a tea for thinkers and drifters, for those who see more in stillness than in noise. The Frogman doesn’t rushβ€”and neither should you.

So brew it softly. Sip it slowly. And if you hear something splash in the river while you do… just smile, and pour another cup.

Additional information

Weight0.1875 lbs
Grind Type

Loose Leaf

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