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Loveland Zen – Zen With a Hint of Mystery (3 oz) 🐸

$16.00

Description

Loveland Zen – Zen With a Hint of Mystery (3 oz) 🐸

Brew it softly. Sip it slowly. Let the mystery linger. Inspired by the quiet grace of the Loveland Frogman, this silky jasmine green tea delivers gentle floral notes, a whisper of fruit, and a smooth, calming finish. Perfect for still mornings, reflective afternoons, or moonlit moments when the water seems just a little too still. Naturally low in caffeine.


Flavor at a Glance

  • Floral – Soft jasmine that drifts across the palate

  • Fruity – Subtle, sweet undertones of ripe stone fruit and honeyed pear

  • Smooth – Medium body, clean finish, no bitterness

  • Body / Sweetness / Astringency – Medium / Medium / Low

  • Best Served – Hot, with patience and no additives


The Legend Beneath the Surface

Some cryptids roar. Others whisper. The Loveland Frogman simply watches. Sighted along the misty banks of the Ohio River since the 1950s, and perhaps for centuries before, this 4-foot-tall humanoid amphibian is known for eerie stillness. Police officers, late-night travelers, and curious locals have reported seeing him standing upright near the water, calm and unmoving.

Unlike other cryptids that stir fear or chaos, the Frogman exudes quiet curiosity. He does not chase, he does not growl. He exists, peaceful, peculiar, and ever elusive.

Loveland Zen is our tribute to that calm presence: handpicked green tea leaves infused naturally with jasmine blossoms at peak bloom. No shortcuts, no artificial flavors. Just a balanced, fragrant tea that rewards slow sipping and mindful moments.

How to Brew the Zen:

  • Use 2.5g per 12 oz cup

  • Steep 2–3 minutes at 175–185Β°F

  • Avoid oversteeping to preserve the tea’s delicate nature

Additional information

Weight0.1875 lbs
Grind Type

Loose Leaf

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