Description

🔥👽 Flatwoods Fire – Bold Taste, Otherworldly Spice 🌌☕
Crafted for those who chase what others fear—and welcome the unknown.

It started with a flash in the sky. A burning streak over Braxton County. 🌠 The year was 1952, and the sleepy town of Flatwoods, West Virginia would never be the same. What followed was a sighting that scorched itself into UFO history: a towering figure, metallic and inhuman, wreathed in smoke and glowing red eyes. 👁️‍🗨️ The Flatwoods Monster. Fearsome. Otherworldly. And unforgettable.

Now, that moment of high-strangeness has been reborn as a tea: Flatwoods Fire, a bold and blazing Masala Chai that channels the heat and mystery of that legendary encounter. This is not your average cup of comfort—it’s a full-bodied brew that crackles with spice, whispers secrets in steam, and leaves your senses tingling like a static-charged sky. ⚡🌫️

🫖 A Chai That Lands Like a Meteor
Flatwoods Fire is a spiced Indian Masala Chai built for believers. With a base of premium Ceylon OP black tea, it ignites with cardamom, cinnamon, ginger, clove, and black pepper—each ingredient adding a new layer of heat, depth, and mystery. 🔥

Steeped, it blooms into a dark amber brew that smells like campfire shadows and ancient secrets. Add milk and sugar for a traditional creamy chai experience—or go straight into the void and drink it black. Either way, the result is the same: warm, earthy, and just a little dangerous. 🌒👽

🌶 Flavor Profile

• Spiced Heat – A bold mix of warming spices that smolder with every sip.

• Earthy Body – Grounded by strong black tea for a cup that feels solid and substantial.

• Aromatic Mystery – From cardamom’s floral lift to clove’s shadowy bite, each note evokes another layer of the unknown.

Scoring:
🔥 High Body · 🍯 Medium Sweetness · ⚡ High Astringency

This isn’t a tea for the timid. This is for those who brew with curiosity and sip without blinking. 🛸

👽 Legend in Every Cup
Eyewitnesses in Flatwoods described the creature as over 10 feet tall, with a spade-shaped head, metallic body, and a presence that made the air feel wrong. Was it a cryptid? A visitor? A malfunctioning scout from beyond? No one can say—but its legend burned into the cultural landscape like an alien footprint on scorched earth. 🌍🔥

Flatwoods Fire honors that encounter—not with fear, but fascination. It’s for the ones who linger after the lights fade. Who replay the witness testimonies. Who brew tea and hit record on their own strange stories.

🛸 How to Brew the Fire

• Use 2.5g per 12 oz cup

• Steep 5–10 minutes at 195°F

• Enjoy straight for bold contact, or add milk + sugar for a rich, creamy chai launch 🚀

Great for morning wake-ups, rainy-day mysteries, or nighttime alien documentaries. Bonus points if you’re drinking it by flashlight. 🔦📼

👁 Why Choose Flatwoods Fire?

🌌 Cryptid-Inspired Boldness – A tribute to one of America’s most chilling extraterrestrial encounters.
🌶️ Spiced and Satisfying – Layers of warmth and complexity that linger long after the last sip.
🫖 Traditional Chai, Elevated – Classic masala chai base with UFO-level intrigue.
🌲 Flavor with Lore – Every ingredient honors a moment that blazed through the fog and into legend.

🛸 A Brew That Burns Bright
Flatwoods Fire is for the watchers, the wanderers, and the ones who wonder what really happened in those West Virginia hills. It’s not just a cup of tea—it’s a ritual, a reckoning, and maybe, just maybe… a transmission. 🛰️

So sip slow. Look skyward. And if the lights return… offer them a cup.