🏅 SCA Certified • 85.2 / 100
Evaluated by licensed Q-Certified graders, this Cryptid Coffee roast meets the elite standards of Specialty Grade Coffee. The above rating is an average of the blended beans that make up this roast.
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A medium roast crafted from South American and Ethiopian origins, grown between 900 and 2,100 MASL and processed through pulped natural and washed methods. Balanced, steady, and smooth, it mirrors the calm surface and hidden depths of Scotland’s most mysterious loch. Each batch is roasted with precision to preserve clarity and strength in every sip.
🌿 The Cup Beneath the SurfaceThe flavor opens with natural sweetness and a fruit-toned brightness that rests on a silky, measured body. Gentle warmth lingers with soft finish, evoking still water under soft Highland fog. A coffee built for reflection and quiet persistence, where patience reveals depth and nuance.
🌊 The Watcher in the LochSince the 6th century, witnesses have spoken of a great creature rising from the waters of Loch Ness. From Saint Columba’s record to modern sonar traces, something below continues to defy easy explanation. This roast honors that endurance and mystery, a presence that endures through time and tide.
🌌 Echoes Through the MistMade for seekers who trust the unknown. Steady, balanced, and enduring, this cup reflects the quiet strength of the loch itself. Sip with patience and intention, and let its calm weight remind you that legends live on when curiosity refuses to fade.
☕ Flavor at a GlanceFor centuries, the Loch Ness Monster has stirred curiosity and debate. From ancient chronicles to modern sonar scans, something beneath those waters continues to evade explanation. Each ripple, photo, and sighting adds to the record, keeping the mystery alive and reminding us that discovery often hides in the depths we overlook.
Bright top notes and a smooth, measured body. Very easy daily drinker.
Great as iced coffee. Still bright and sweet, with a clean finish.
Nice clarity and balance. Light but persistent, exactly like the description says.
Fruit-forward without being loud. Clean finish with a soft, honeyed note.
This has a quiet depth for a lighter cup. Smooth, sweet, and refreshing.
Silky texture and a gentle sweetness that feels natural. Great for a morning pour-over.
Really pleasant and steady. Bright but composed acidity, not sharp at all.
Light body with a calm, fruit-toned brightness. The finish stays clean and soft.
Smooth and balanced with a soft honeyed sweetness. Easy to drink black.
Bright, clean, and gently sweet. The cup feels light but still has real presence.
