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Nessie’s Nectar 🐉

Steeped in legend, strong as the Scottish depths ☕
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$22.95 or subscribe and save up to 12.5%
12 oz Bag
Eyewitness Encounters 4.5/5 See Reviews
Pure & Tested - Mold Free • Mycotoxin Free • Heavy Metal Free

🏅 SCA Certified • 85.2 / 100
Evaluated by licensed Q-Certified graders, this Cryptid Coffee roast meets the elite standards of Specialty Grade Coffee. The above rating is an average of the blended beans that make up this roast.

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Modern interest in the Loch Ness Monster grew rapidly in 1933 after a new road was built along the north shore of the loch, giving travelers a clear view of the water. That year, several motorists and locals reported seeing a large creature or disturbance in the loch. The Inverness Courier published the word “monster” for the first time, and the story captured worldwide attention.
Origin
South America / Ethiopia
Growth Altitude
900-2,100 MASL
Roast Level
Light
Flavor Notes:
✨ Sweet ✨ Light Body 🍓 Fruity
Depths of the Highlands

A medium roast crafted from South American and Ethiopian origins, grown between 900 and 2,100 MASL and processed through pulped natural and washed methods. Balanced, steady, and smooth, it mirrors the calm surface and hidden depths of Scotland’s most mysterious loch. Each batch is roasted with precision to preserve clarity and strength in every sip.

🌿 The Cup Beneath the Surface

The flavor opens with natural sweetness and a fruit-toned brightness that rests on a silky, measured body. Gentle warmth lingers with soft finish, evoking still water under soft Highland fog. A coffee built for reflection and quiet persistence, where patience reveals depth and nuance.

🌊 The Watcher in the Loch

Since the 6th century, witnesses have spoken of a great creature rising from the waters of Loch Ness. From Saint Columba’s record to modern sonar traces, something below continues to defy easy explanation. This roast honors that endurance and mystery, a presence that endures through time and tide.

🌌 Echoes Through the Mist

Made for seekers who trust the unknown. Steady, balanced, and enduring, this cup reflects the quiet strength of the loch itself. Sip with patience and intention, and let its calm weight remind you that legends live on when curiosity refuses to fade.

☕ Flavor at a Glance
  • 🥜 Flavor Notes: Sweet, fruit-toned, balanced depth
  • 🧱 Body: Light yet persistent
  • 🍯 Sweetness: Natural and honeyed
  • 🌿 Acidity: Bright but composed
  • 🌫️ Best Enjoyed: Black or lightly creamed during still moments near dawn
💫 Cryptid Spotlight 💫 Loch Ness Monster

For centuries, the Loch Ness Monster has stirred curiosity and debate. From ancient chronicles to modern sonar scans, something beneath those waters continues to evade explanation. Each ripple, photo, and sighting adds to the record, keeping the mystery alive and reminding us that discovery often hides in the depths we overlook.

Hear the Call 🐾 Decaf calm, Devil-level depth. ☕

Pine Barrens Finest 🌲

ORIGIN
Indonesia/Sumatra
GROWTH ALTITUDE (MASL)
~1,600 MASL
ROAST LEVEL
Medium
🍫 Dark Chocolate ✨ Full Body ✨ Smooth
🐾 Track The Legend
Eyewitness Encounters: Nessie's Nectar 🐉 4.5/5 (11 Reviews)
Maria K. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 24, 2025

This roast is incredibly smooth with a gentle sweetness that comes through right away. The balanced body makes it easy to drink black, and there’s a steady depth that keeps each sip interesting. A calm, reliable coffee I’ve already started brewing every morning

Jamie R. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 15, 2025

This coffee is simple in the best way. Clean, mellow, and very relaxing to sip. It does not overpower anything, it just tastes good and feels steady. I will definitely keep this one around.

Samantha L. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 8, 2025

Nessie’s Nectar is really smooth and easy to drink. It has a light sweetness that makes mornings feel a little calmer. I did not expect to like it this much, but it has become my go to cup during the week.

Lacie A. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
October 30, 2025

Very good flavor. Perfect light taste but still not weak.

Selina N Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
October 14, 2025

Very tasty light coffee. I enjoyed it.

Nate 'Loch Watcher' P. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
August 23, 2025

Tastes crisp with caramel and fruit notes. Feels like it should be sipped on a foggy morning by the lake. Nessie would approve.

Janet H. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
July 14, 2025

Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kara P Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
June 18, 2025

Bright and clean with a little blackberry pop and a caramel finish. No bitterness and easy to drink.

Jessie Lane Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
June 14, 2025

Decent cup. A bit too mild for me, but still really clean and smooth. My partner loves it though.

Lee O. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
April 8, 2025

Pretty good stuff. Nice and light. Will buy again.

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