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Yeti Yum Yum 🏔️

Snow deep, secrets deeper. ☕
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12 oz Bag
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Evaluated by licensed Q-Certified graders, this Cryptid Coffee roast meets the elite standards of Specialty Grade Coffee. The above rating is an average of the blended beans that make up this roast.

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In 1925, N. A. Tombazi of the Royal Geographical Society reported seeing a dark, upright figure at roughly 15,000 feet near the Zemu Glacier in Sikkim. He watched it for several minutes as it moved against dwarf rhododendron. Later he examined large, humanlike footprints in freshly fallen snow that he could not match to any known animal. His field notes kept the trail alive in mountaineering circles.
Origin
South America
Growth Altitude
900-2,000 MASL
Roast Level
Dark
Flavor Notes:
🍯 Toffee ✨ Full Body 🍫 Cocoa
❄️ Yeti Yum Yum

A handcrafted blend representing South America, grown between 900 and 2,000 MASL and processed through pulped natural and washed methods. Roasted to a clean finish that favors strength and clarity. Built for bold flavor with a steady, snow-cold calm beneath the surface.

🦴 The Cup Experience

Toffee hits first, then a heavy, full body carries deep cocoa across the palate. The texture is dense and confident, like footprints stamped into fresh powder. Finish is long, warming, and controlled, leaving a trail that does not fade.

🗻 The Legend

High in the frozen ranges, reports tell of massive prints, sudden silence, and a presence that watches from the white. The Yeti is strength made quiet, a mountain force that does not ask for belief. What appears once can change a lifetime of doubt.

🌨️ The Reflection

For those who face the morning like a climb. Rugged focus, steady breath, eyes on the next ridge. Take your time, place each step, and let the cold air clear the path ahead.

☕ Flavor at a Glance
  • 🍬🍫 Flavor Notes: Toffee, cocoa, faint roast toast
  • 🧱 Body: Full and muscular
  • 🍯 Sweetness: Natural and warming
  • 🌿 Acidity: Gentle and composed
  • 🥶 Best Enjoyed: Black or lightly creamed before first light, perfect after cold air and quiet
💫 Cryptid Spotlight 💫 Yeti

High on the Himalayan passes, reports keep coming: broad tracks in fresh snow, silhouettes moving against rock and ice, whistles in the dark above treeline. From Shipton’s 1951 photographs to military patrols logging prints near Makalu, the trail has never gone cold. Something walks those ridgelines when the world is quiet.

Hear the Call 🐾 What follows home is real. ☕

Savory Skinwalker 🐺

ORIGIN
South America / Ethiopia
GROWTH ALTITUDE (MASL)
900-2,100 MASL
ROAST LEVEL
Medium
🍊 Citrus 🍯 Toffee 🍫 Dark Chocolate
🐾 Track The Legend