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Yeti Yum Yum πŸ”οΈ

Snow deep, secrets deeper. β˜•
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12 oz Bag
Eyewitness Encounters 4.7/5 See Reviews
Pure & Tested - Mold Free β€’ Mycotoxin Free β€’ Heavy Metal Free

πŸ… SCA Certified β€’ 84.7 / 100
Evaluated by licensed Q-Certified graders, this Cryptid Coffee roast meets the elite standards of Specialty Grade Coffee. The above rating is an average of the blended beans that make up this roast.

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During the 1951 Everest reconnaissance, Eric Shipton and Dr. Michael Ward photographed a clear line of oversized tracks on the Menlung Glacier west of Everest. The best known print showed defined toes and a wide heel, with surrounding stride marks crossing crevassed snow. The team measured the impressions and preserved the negatives. Those images still anchor modern Yeti tracking.
Origin
South America
Growth Altitude
900-2,000 MASL
Roast Level
Dark
Flavor Notes:
🍯 Toffee ✨ Full Body 🍫 Cocoa
❄️ Yeti Yum Yum

A handcrafted blend representing South America, grown between 900 and 2,000 MASL and processed through pulped natural and washed methods. Roasted to a clean finish that favors strength and clarity. Built for bold flavor with a steady, snow-cold calm beneath the surface.

🦴 The Cup Experience

Toffee hits first, then a heavy, full body carries deep cocoa across the palate. The texture is dense and confident, like footprints stamped into fresh powder. Finish is long, warming, and controlled, leaving a trail that does not fade.

πŸ—» The Legend

High in the frozen ranges, reports tell of massive prints, sudden silence, and a presence that watches from the white. The Yeti is strength made quiet, a mountain force that does not ask for belief. What appears once can change a lifetime of doubt.

🌨️ The Reflection

For those who face the morning like a climb. Rugged focus, steady breath, eyes on the next ridge. Take your time, place each step, and let the cold air clear the path ahead.

β˜• Flavor at a Glance
  • 🍬🍫 Flavor Notes: Toffee, cocoa, faint roast toast
  • 🧱 Body: Full and muscular
  • 🍯 Sweetness: Natural and warming
  • 🌿 Acidity: Gentle and composed
  • πŸ₯Ά Best Enjoyed: Black or lightly creamed before first light, perfect after cold air and quiet
πŸ’« Cryptid Spotlight πŸ’« Yeti

High on the Himalayan passes, reports keep coming: broad tracks in fresh snow, silhouettes moving against rock and ice, whistles in the dark above treeline. From Shipton’s 1951 photographs to military patrols logging prints near Makalu, the trail has never gone cold. Something walks those ridgelines when the world is quiet.

Hear the Call 🐾 Influence hidden, intent unbroken.β˜•

Robust Reptilian 🐍

ORIGIN
South America
GROWTH ALTITUDE (MASL)
900-1,750 MASL
ROAST LEVEL
Dark
🌰 Nutty ✨ Full Body ✨ Toasty 🍫 Cocoa
🐾 Track The Legend
Eyewitness Encounters: Yeti Yum Yum πŸ”οΈ 4.7/5 (9 Reviews)
Hunter S. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 21, 2025

This coffee is bold, smooth, and really satisfying. It has a rich flavor that hits right away without tasting burnt. Perfect for early mornings when I want something strong but still easy to drink. I enjoy this one a lot.

Lawrence R. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
October 26, 2025

Wow this is a bold coffee. Great stuff. Super rich flavor.

Genevieve P. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
October 17, 2025

Velvety and rich with that caramelized sugar depth. Exactly the dark roast I wanted.

Marco T. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
August 19, 2025

Bold but not harsh. Bakers chocolate, a little sweetness, and a smooth finish.

Riley 'Snowline' D. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
July 7, 2025

Yeti-worthy. Dark, silky, and steady with caramelized sugar notes. Hits perfect on cold mornings.

Anya C. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
May 28, 2025

Good stuff. Full body, toasted nut vibe, and a sweet finish. Easy morning go-to.

Victor L. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
April 15, 2025

This is the campfire cup. Deep body, chocolatey, and smooth. Great with a splash of cream.

Helena Mae Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
March 3, 2025

Rich and velvety. A touch darker than I usually drink, but super clean and satisfying.

Drew S. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
February 9, 2025

Big and smooth. Bakers chocolate up front with a caramelized sweetness that hangs around. Zero bitterness.

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