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Savory Skinwalker 🐺

What follows home is real. ☕
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12 oz Bag
Eyewitness Encounters 4.7/5 See Reviews
Pure & Tested - Mold Free • Mycotoxin Free • Heavy Metal Free

🏅 SCA Certified • 85.0 / 100
Evaluated by licensed Q-Certified graders, this Cryptid Coffee roast meets the elite standards of Specialty Grade Coffee. The above rating is an average of the blended beans that make up this roast.

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Multiple witnesses described blue spheres moving like intelligent scouts, silent and fast over fences and scrub. One night the ranch dogs chased a blue orb into thick brush. Seconds later came three short yelps and then nothing. By flashlight the owners found three round, greasy mounds where the dogs had been, with a sharp chemical smell. The orbs returned on later nights without sound.
Origin
South America / Ethiopia
Growth Altitude
900-2,100 MASL
Roast Level
Medium
Flavor Notes:
🍊 Citrus 🍯 Toffee 🍫 Dark Chocolate
🪶 Silence Over the Basin

A handcrafted blend representing South America and Ethiopia, grown between 900 and 2,100 MASL and processed through pulped natural and washed methods. Roasted to a clean finish for clarity and presence. Balanced and flavorful, it carries a steady line that holds under scrutiny, like tracks that do not fade with wind.

🌵 The Cup Experience

Citrus brightness meets toffee warmth with a dark chocolate undertone. Body is full and organized, finish lingers and stays composed. Texture remains smooth from first pour to last, built for consistency when the night is quiet and the horizon wide.

👁️‍🗨️ The Legend

Across the Uinta Basin and beyond, witnesses log split lights, silent craft crossing fence lines, and animals that react before instruments. Ranch journals and patrol notes circle the same ridges and draws. Names stay whispered, but the activity persists, measured and repeatable under open desert sky.

🌒 The Reflection

For those who move with respect on old ground. Read the wind, watch the dogs, keep the gate latched. What is real does not need to shout. Patience, attention, and a clear mind are how you meet what crosses the field at dusk.

☕ Flavor at a Glance
  • 🍊 Flavor Notes: Citrus, toffee, dark chocolate
  • 🧱 Body: Full and rounded
  • 🍯 Sweetness: Natural and warm
  • 🌿 Acidity: Gentle and balanced
  • 🌙 Best Enjoyed: Black or lightly creamed during late, quiet hours
💫 Cryptid Spotlight 💫 Skinwalker

On the Basin’s backroads, the pattern repeats: daylight mutilations without blood, blue spheres that think, cameras that die at the moment of proof. Dogs vanish with a chemical stink in the air. A hole of orange light opens over a ridge and something climbs out. You leave the gate latched, but some nights it follows you home.

Hear the Call 🐾 Moonlit motion, predator’s grace. ☕

Bray Road Barista 🐺

ORIGIN
Brazil
GROWTH ALTITUDE (MASL)
~1,700 MASL
ROAST LEVEL
Medium
🌰 Nutty 🍫 Cocoa ✨ Sweet
🐾 Track The Legend
Eyewitness Encounters: Savory Skinwalker 🐺 4.7/5 (25 Reviews)
Danielle K. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
January 8, 2026

There’s a quiet depth to this roast that I really like. The flavors unfold slowly and stay composed all the way through the cup. It’s comforting and confident at the same time.

Melissa R. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
December 29, 2025

I love how layered this coffee is. Bright at first, then warm and slightly sweet with a deep chocolate finish. It feels balanced and intentional, not busy.

Aaron T. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
December 17, 2025

This has become my go-to evening coffee. Rich without being heavy, smooth without being flat. It holds up great black and stays consistent no matter how I brew it.

Chris B. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
December 12, 2025

This is a really satisfying medium roast. The citrus gives it some lift, but the toffee and dark chocolate keep it grounded. Smooth, full-bodied, and very easy to enjoy.

Luke M. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 25, 2025

I bought this out of curiosity and ended up loving it. The citrus and toffee work surprisingly well together, and the dark chocolate note ties it all together. A really well-crafted blend.

Erica J. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 17, 2025

This one has a really comforting taste that I keep reaching for. It brews well no matter how I make it, and it has turned into the coffee I grab when I want something calm and steady. The name is fun, but the flavor is what keeps me coming back

Greg L. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 5, 2025

I was surprised by how smooth this coffee is. It has a warm, steady feel that makes mornings a lot easier. I made a cup for a friend who usually adds sugar, and even he liked it plain. This one earned a spot on my shelf right away.

Mike V. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 1, 2025

I bought this more for the artwork but it ended up being a great tasting coffee. Thanks. I plan to try some others.

Viv S. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
October 18, 2025

Super clean flavor with a rich finish. You can taste the quality in every cup.

Ty H. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
September 29, 2025

Smooth ride from first sip to last. Bright, chocolatey, and very satisfying.

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