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Savory Skinwalker 🐺

What follows home is real. ☕
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12 oz Bag
Eyewitness Encounters 4.6/5 See Reviews
Pure & Tested - Mold Free • Mycotoxin Free • Heavy Metal Free

🏅 SCA Certified • 85.0 / 100
Evaluated by licensed Q-Certified graders, this Cryptid Coffee roast meets the elite standards of Specialty Grade Coffee. The above rating is an average of the blended beans that make up this roast.

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Researchers and military contractors tied to later studies documented a hitchhiker effect. After time on the property, phenomena followed people home: shadow forms in hallways, sudden poltergeist events, light balls inside houses, and medical oddities like radiation spikes and skin burns with no clear source. Families reported months of activity that began only after a visit to the ranch.
Origin
South America / Ethiopia
Growth Altitude
900-2,100 MASL
Roast Level
Medium
Flavor Notes:
🍊 Citrus 🍯 Toffee 🍫 Dark Chocolate
🪶 Silence Over the Basin

A handcrafted blend representing South America and Ethiopia, grown between 900 and 2,100 MASL and processed through pulped natural and washed methods. Roasted to a clean finish for clarity and presence. Balanced and flavorful, it carries a steady line that holds under scrutiny, like tracks that do not fade with wind.

🌵 The Cup Experience

Citrus brightness meets toffee warmth with a dark chocolate undertone. Body is full and organized, finish lingers and stays composed. Texture remains smooth from first pour to last, built for consistency when the night is quiet and the horizon wide.

👁️‍🗨️ The Legend

Across the Uinta Basin and beyond, witnesses log split lights, silent craft crossing fence lines, and animals that react before instruments. Ranch journals and patrol notes circle the same ridges and draws. Names stay whispered, but the activity persists, measured and repeatable under open desert sky.

🌒 The Reflection

For those who move with respect on old ground. Read the wind, watch the dogs, keep the gate latched. What is real does not need to shout. Patience, attention, and a clear mind are how you meet what crosses the field at dusk.

☕ Flavor at a Glance
  • 🍊 Flavor Notes: Citrus, toffee, dark chocolate
  • 🧱 Body: Full and rounded
  • 🍯 Sweetness: Natural and warm
  • 🌿 Acidity: Gentle and balanced
  • 🌙 Best Enjoyed: Black or lightly creamed during late, quiet hours
💫 Cryptid Spotlight 💫 Skinwalker

On the Basin’s backroads, the pattern repeats: daylight mutilations without blood, blue spheres that think, cameras that die at the moment of proof. Dogs vanish with a chemical stink in the air. A hole of orange light opens over a ridge and something climbs out. You leave the gate latched, but some nights it follows you home.

Hear the Call 🐾 Earthy cocoa meets alien focus. ☕

Flatwoods Fungi🍄

ORIGIN
Brazil/Mexico
GROWTH ALTITUDE (MASL)
~900-1,800 MASL
ROAST LEVEL
Medium
🍫 Dark Chocolate 🌰 Nutty ✨ Full Body
🐾 Track The Legend
Eyewitness Encounters: Savory Skinwalker 🐺 4.6/5 (20 Reviews)
Erica J. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 17, 2025

This one has a really comforting taste that I keep reaching for. It brews well no matter how I make it, and it has turned into the coffee I grab when I want something calm and steady. The name is fun, but the flavor is what keeps me coming back

Greg L. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 5, 2025

I was surprised by how smooth this coffee is. It has a warm, steady feel that makes mornings a lot easier. I made a cup for a friend who usually adds sugar, and even he liked it plain. This one earned a spot on my shelf right away.

Mike V. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 1, 2025

I bought this more for the artwork but it ended up being a great tasting coffee. Thanks. I plan to try some others.

Viv S. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
October 18, 2025

Super clean flavor with a rich finish. You can taste the quality in every cup.

Ty H. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
September 29, 2025

Smooth ride from first sip to last. Bright, chocolatey, and very satisfying.

Nina G. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
September 9, 2025

Complex yet easy to drink. Sweet, nutty, and bright without turning sharp.

Ralph Z. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
August 25, 2025

Decent but I prefer darker roasts. Still smooth and clean.

Maddy Q. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
August 6, 2025

Smells like a campfire in the woods. Wild vibe. Perfect morning brew.

Ezra V. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
July 21, 2025

You can tell this is high grade. Clean finish and zero bitterness.

Kendall F. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
July 5, 2025

Nice roast. Has body without feeling heavy. Smooth with a little fruit spark.

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