Cryptid Coffee

Celestial Starseed 🌌

Light-born focus for curious minds. ☕
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12 oz Bag
Pure & Tested - Mold Free • Mycotoxin Free • Heavy Metal Free
🏅 SCA Certified • 87.5 / 100
Evaluated by licensed Q-Certified graders, this Cryptid Coffee roast meets the elite standards of Specialty Grade Coffee.
🫘 Premium Single Origin
Unblended and uncompromised, this roast comes exclusively from a single origin, delivering unmatched clarity, distinctiveness, and depth of flavor that sets it above the rest.

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In the 1970s, Swiss contactee Billy Meier reported multiple encounters with tall, fair-skinned beings claiming to come from the Pleiades star cluster, later clarified as the system of Erra near the star Taygeta. He described them as humanlike, peaceful, and advanced, teaching environmental balance and warning of future crises. Photographs and metal samples from his meetings remain heavily analyzed but never fully debunked.
Origin
Ethiopia
Growth Altitude
~1,800 MASL
Roast Level
Light-Medium
Flavor Notes:
🍊 Citrus ✨ Light Body 🍓 Fruity
Harvest of Starlight

A light-medium Ethiopian single origin from Guji, Hadeso, grown between 1,850 and 2,100 MASL beneath the shelter of false banana shade. Traditional intercrop methods protect the soil and the delicate cherries. Washed and fermented in small cement tanks, then dried under cover for clarity, this coffee carries luminous balance and a graceful, fruit-forward character.

🌿 The First Fruits in the Cup

From the first pour, brightness unfolds. Green tea tones bloom with floral lift, lemon verbena sparks a crisp, clean line, and a ribbon of blackberry lingers with gentle sweetness. The texture is silky and buoyant, the finish precise and refreshing, a meeting of mountain light and careful craft.

🛸 Visitors in the Night Sky

Stories speak of tall, radiant travelers, the Nordic kind, arriving beneath quiet stars and leaving only the hush of wonder. From the famous claims of Billy Meier to the whispered encounters of skywatchers across decades, the idea endures that light may visit us in forms we do not yet understand. This roast nods to that feeling: calm focus, open horizons, curiosity alive in the senses.

🌌 Signal from the Stars

Drink to balance and bright intent. Let its floral shimmer clear the mind, its citrus line set your pace, its berry sweetness remind you that harvest begins in small, patient moments. Lift the cup, look up, and move forward with light at your back.

☕ Flavor at a Glance
    • 🍃 Flavor Notes: Green tea, lemon verbena, blackberry
    • 🪶 Body: Light-medium, silky and clean
    • 🍯 Sweetness: Delicate, honey-tinged
    • 🍋 Acidity: Vibrant, citrus-bright
    • 💫 Best Enjoyed: Pour-over or Chemex for clarity, excellent over ice
💫 Cryptid Spotlight 💫 Nordic Alien

Reports of tall, radiant beings from the Pleiades describe their calm presence, graceful motion, and quiet telepathic insight. Billy Meier’s encounters first brought them into focus, shaping decades of testimony that speaks of peace, balance, and higher purpose. The Nordics remain symbols of light that guides without command, watching with patience for our next step upward.

Hear the Call 🐾 Influence hidden, intent unbroken.☕

Robust Reptilian 🐍

ORIGIN
South America
GROWTH ALTITUDE (MASL)
900-1,750 MASL
ROAST LEVEL
Dark
🌰 Nutty ✨ Full Body ✨ Toasty 🍫 Cocoa
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