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A medium roast born from the meeting of Earth and elsewhere. Brazil’s Cerrado delivers a rich chocolate base, while Colombian beans from Huila and Cauca lift it with clarity and brightness. Between 900 and 1,800 MASL, these mountain coffees thrive in volcanic soil and highland air, developing both depth and definition. Infused with organic Lion’s Mane and Chaga mushrooms, this roast balances flavor and function — an energizing union of focus, calm, and cosmic curiosity.
🌲 The Mind Within the ForestEach sip carries the hum of the woods at night — cocoa and nutty warmth grounded in the earth, brightened by a whisper of spice. The mushrooms lend a quiet strength beneath the flavor, steadying the pulse and sharpening the mind. It’s the kind of cup that keeps the senses alert and the imagination wide open — not just a morning ritual, but a grounding link between body and myth.
💫 The Visitor from the HillsIn 1952, under the dark West Virginia sky, locals claimed to see a creature descending in a red glow — metallic suit, glowing face, and eyes like molten glass. They called it the Flatwoods Monster. Whether extraterrestrial or something stranger, its legend endures as a moment where fear met fascination and the human story brushed the cosmic frontier.
🌌 Awakening Beyond the VeilFlatwoods Fungi honors that encounter — the merging of earth and star, of science and superstition. It’s a brew for the curious, the seekers, the ones who feel both roots and starlight calling. Drink deeply, clear the fog, and let each cup be a reminder that not all monsters come from the dark — some arrive to wake the mind.
☕ Flavor at a GlanceIn 1952, a streak of light tore across the West Virginia sky, and locals climbed a hill to find a towering figure in a red mist. The “Flatwoods Monster” had a glowing face, metallic body, and eyes that burned through the dark. The site later became part of local history, marked by roadside signs, a museum, and green “monster chairs” that now watch over the quiet hills where it appeared.
The flavor on this one is rich and steady, with the chocolate and nutty notes coming through right away. The mushroom blend gives a clean focus that lasts without any edge. It feels smooth and grounding, perfect for long work sessions.
This is easily the most balanced functional coffee I’ve tried. The cocoa profile is warm and comforting, and the Lion’s Mane gives a calm clarity that I really notice. Great cup for mornings when I need to ease in but stay sharp.
I was not sure what to expect, but this is honestly one of the best mushroom coffees I have tried. No bitterness, no strange flavor, just a clean cup that helps me stay clear headed through the day.
This coffee surprised me in the best way. The flavor is smooth and chocolaty, and the mushroom blend gives it a calm, focused feel. I reach for this on busy mornings because it keeps me steady.
This one gives me such balanced energy. The taste is rich without being heavy, and the mushrooms make me feel alert in a very natural way. I drink it before work and it keeps me on track
Great flavor and very easy to drink. I like how it feels smooth but still bold enough to wake me up. The mushroom boost is subtle but definitely noticeable. Really happy with this one.
Fantastic blend. It tastes like a high quality medium roast with a little earthy depth from the mushrooms. I feel focused and calm after drinking it, which is exactly what I wanted.
Delish!! 💕💕
Great flavor. I really feel like I am just drinking regular coffee. Nice job.
Tastes fine, just not my thing. I prefer straight coffee without the earthy note.
