Cryptid Coffee

Sasquatch Supreme 🌲

Proof brewed in every cup.☕
Price:
$22.95 or subscribe and save up to 12.5%
12 oz Bag
Pure & Tested - Mold Free • Mycotoxin Free • Heavy Metal Free
🏅 SCA Certified • 84.0 / 100
Evaluated by licensed Q-Certified graders, this Cryptid Coffee roast meets the elite standards of Specialty Grade Coffee.
🫘 Premium Single Origin
Unblended and uncompromised, this roast comes exclusively from a single origin, delivering unmatched clarity, distinctiveness, and depth of flavor that sets it above the rest.

*Subscriptions receive a recurring percent-off and do not qualify for the Coffee Savings Bundle discount. We always apply the best available single offer.

**All Cryptid Coffee orders including recurring subscriptions ship free!

In 2012, DNA researcher Dr. Melba Ketchum released findings of a unique genetic sequence from collected hair samples, showing human-like maternal DNA but unknown primate paternal markers. Independent labs confirmed the material was biological. The results sparked controversy, but subsequent private studies have replicated similar hybrid-like genetic anomalies in samples from different regions.
Origin
Colombia
Growth Altitude
~1,700 MASL
Roast Level
Medium
Flavor Notes:
✨ Savory 🍫 Cocoa ✨ Smooth
🌲 Echoes in the Timberline

Sasquatch Supreme is a single-origin Colombian coffee drawn from Huila and Cauca, grown between 1,200 and 1,800 MASL in the shadow of the Andes. Volcanic soil, cool mist, and careful hands create this legendary roast. Smooth, full-bodied, and grounded in craft, it speaks with quiet strength, a tribute to the one who moves unseen through the trees.

🍫 The Cup Experience

Cherry brightness lifts the first sip, rounded by grape and plum over a foundation of rich chocolate and cane sugar. The finish is clean and confident, with just enough acidity to echo through the senses. A smooth, powerful roast that walks the line between balance and wilderness.

👣 The Legend

From the forests of the Pacific Northwest to the deep Appalachian hollows, footprints, calls, and midnight knocks trace the path of something vast and aware. Hunters find prints where no man should walk. Campers hear rhythmic wood knocks carried on the fog. The forest remembers, and the name whispered most often is Sasquatch.

🔥 The Reflection

For those who trust their instincts and walk deeper when others turn back. Strength does not shout; it listens. Take a breath of pine and rain, hold steady, and brew with purpose. The truth moves quietly, but it always leaves tracks.

☕ Flavor at a Glance
  • 🍒🍫 Flavor Notes: Cherry, grape, plum, chocolate, cane sugar
  • 🧱 Body: Smooth, full, and rounded
  • 🍯 Sweetness: Natural and steady
  • 🌿 Acidity: Bright yet balanced
  • 🌲 Best Enjoyed: Black or lightly creamed in the calm of early morning or beside a campfire’s last glow
💫 Cryptid Spotlight 💫 Sasquatch/Bigfoot

Deep in the Pacific Northwest, something walks upright where the fog gathers thickest. Hunters and hikers speak of a giant covered in dark hair, moving with intent and watching from the timberline. Camps go quiet when it’s near, birds stop calling, and the air shifts heavy. Prints appear where no trail leads, vanishing into moss and mist. Those who have seen it never forget the weight of its gaze or the quiet that follows after.

Hear the Call 🐾 Steeped in legend, strong as the Scottish depths ☕

Nessie's Nectar 🐉

ORIGIN
South America / Ethiopia
GROWTH ALTITUDE (MASL)
900-2,100 MASL
ROAST LEVEL
Light
✨ Sweet ✨ Light Body 🍓 Fruity
🐾 Track The Legend