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Goatsucker’s Gourmet 🐐

Molasses-rich depth with a bite. ☕
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12 oz Bag
Eyewitness Encounters 4.6/5 See Reviews
Pure & Tested - Mold Free • Mycotoxin Free • Heavy Metal Free
🏅 SCA Certified • 86.0 / 100
Evaluated by licensed Q-Certified graders, this Cryptid Coffee roast meets the elite standards of Specialty Grade Coffee.
🫘 Premium Single Origin
Unblended and uncompromised, this roast comes exclusively from a single origin, delivering unmatched clarity, distinctiveness, and depth of flavor that sets it above the rest.

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Veterinarians who examined the carcasses confirmed that the animals showed no tearing or struggle. The blood appeared missing, not spilled, and entry wounds were unnaturally precise. The cause of death could not be matched to any known predator. Investigators documented symmetrical punctures on the neck and complete internal exsanguination, leading many to consider it a deliberate act of predation.
Origin
Mexico
Growth Altitude
~1,600 MASL
Roast Level
Medium
Flavor Notes:
🍊 Citrus ✨ Maple Syrup 🍓 Fruity
🐐 Field Roast from the Highlands

A light-medium roast alive with date, red apple, and molasses, lifted by a subtle grapefruit brightness. Grown in Chiapas, Mexico, between 1,300 and 1,750 MASL, this coffee reflects careful highland farming. Smallholders tend heritage Bourbon and Typica varietals with patience. The washed process preserves clarity and structure, giving the cup balance, elegance, and a clean finish.

🔦 Cup at the Edge of the Pasture

Molasses settles first, warm and steady. Red apple lifts the middle, a ribbon of date adds depth, and a light touch of grapefruit keeps the finish bright. The body is smooth and composed. The aftertaste is clean, a quiet sweetness that lingers. This is the kind of cup you take outside, where fences creak and the night has a pulse.

🌴 Reports in the Night

From Puerto Rico to the hills of Mexico, ranchers talk about something that comes after dark. Red eyes. A hiss that cuts the air. Pens found silent by morning. The classic account describes a scaled figure that moves fast and leaves little behind. You hear it in practical voices, not campfire stories. The details repeat, and the pattern feels close.

🚨 Stay Sharp, Stay Grounded

This roast is for long watches and level heads. It keeps you present. It keeps you steady. If you are out there checking the fence line, or listening to the tree line breathe, this is the cup you want in your hand. Warmth for the body. Clarity for the mind. Eyes open.

☕ Flavor at a Glance
  • 🍎 Flavor Notes: Date, red apple, molasses, grapefruit
  • 🧱 Body: Light-medium, smooth, balanced
  • 🍯 Sweetness: Deep and natural, syrupy finish
  • 🍊 Acidity: Gentle citrus lift, clean close
  • 🌙 Best Enjoyed: Early morning or night watch, black or with a touch of cream
💫 Cryptid Spotlight 💫 Chupacabra

The classic Puerto Rican reports describe a spined, red-eyed figure that moves fast and leaves livestock cold and silent by morning. Puncture marks, little blood, and quiet pens are the details that repeat from hill to hill. The name stuck because the pattern did, and ranch talk travels farther than rumor.

Hear the Call 🐾 What follows home is real. ☕

Savory Skinwalker 🐺

ORIGIN
South America / Ethiopia
GROWTH ALTITUDE (MASL)
900-2,100 MASL
ROAST LEVEL
Medium
🍊 Citrus 🍯 Toffee 🍫 Dark Chocolate
🐾 Track The Legend
Eyewitness Encounters: Goatsucker’s Gourmet 🐐 4.6/5 (26 Reviews)
Tara E. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 27, 2025

Really smooth and flavorful. The apple and molasses notes show up clearly, and the finish stays bright without turning sharp. It’s an easy drinking roast with a nice balance of sweetness and acidity. Great cup for early mornings.

Isabel V. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 17, 2025

This coffee has a really nice mix of sweetness and brightness. I was surprised by how smooth it is, especially for a lighter roast. It has become the one I reach for when I want something refreshing in the morning. Very easy to drink.

Carlos J. Verified Buyer
Eyewitness Encounters:
November 9, 2025

Great flavor with a clean finish. I can taste a hint of fruit without it being overpowering, and it works really well black. It feels like the kind of coffee you bring outside on a quiet morning. Really enjoyable cup.

Marshall E. Verified Buyer
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November 5, 2025

Best Mexican single origin I have ever had. GREAT STUFF!

Zoe P. Verified Buyer
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October 22, 2025

Smooth and layered, just the right sweetness. Great morning brew.

Sean R. Verified Buyer
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October 3, 2025

Nice, but I prefer stronger body. Still solid quality.

Mira O. Verified Buyer
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September 19, 2025

Sweet, bright, and clean. This roast hits the perfect note.

Logan E. Verified Buyer
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August 28, 2025

Very flavorful for a light roast. Not bitter at all.

Tara B. Verified Buyer
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August 9, 2025

Bright and smooth, perfect balance. Definitely a favorite now.

Harper Y. Verified Buyer
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July 21, 2025

Soft fruit, warm sweetness, and a lovely finish. Feels handcrafted.

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