🐾 The Tree-Climbing Bigfoot of California
📍 Northern California, USA | 🗓️ May 2, 2025 | 🧾 Category: Cryptid / Bigfoot
Everyone talks about Bigfoot footprints. But what about fingerprints—thirty feet off the ground?
In the thick forests of Northern California, a solo camper reported a late-night rustling overhead—not around them. Above. Flashlight aimed into the trees revealed a massive, fur-covered figure scaling a pine like it was born there. Not a clumsy scramble. This was fluid, practiced movement, the kind that shouldn’t belong to something that weighs 400 pounds and allegedly lives behind gas stations in Oregon.
The camper caught a few seconds of grainy footage (obviously)—but even in low-res blur, you can make out the long limbs, hunched posture, and purposeful grip. It wasn’t a bear. And it sure wasn’t shy.
“I think it saw me,” they said. “And I think it didn’t care.”
Some think this might be a juvenile Bigfoot—lighter, more agile. Others say it’s time we start looking up instead of down. Because if squatch is going arboreal, we’ve been searching in all the wrong places. 👀🌲
There were no screams. No footprints. No damage.
Just one camper, one flashlight, and something very large in a tree…
watching.
🌲 Notes Scribbled in the Margin of the Field Guide:
If you spot something hauling itself into the trees like it skipped leg day but never missed arm day, it’s probably not a bear. And definitely not your imagination.
Take it from us: next time you’re alone in the woods and hear branches cracking above you, forget the tent—what you need is a thermos of something bold, preferably with caffeine and plausible deniability.
Patty was never much of a climber. But maybe her kids are. ☕👣🧗
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